Overworked cash strapped office workers prepare yourselves! Ivanka Trump has got a plastic tub of cheap highly processed lunch grub just for you! That's right folks - businesswoman and reality TV hostess Ivanka Trump has teamed up with Conagra, the titan of processed foods, to bring us the gift of not having to not leave our work stations for a 'healthy fresh lunch'.
Who wants to eat a home made fresh veggie salad for lunch or a freshly made sandwich with a bowl of fresh fruit? No. Not office workers?! Now you can reach into your filing cabinet and pull out last year's P&L statement along with a $3.49 plastic tub of Szechwan Beef "Fresh Mixers by Healthy Choice" shuffle over to the microwave and voila. You've got yourself a steaming bowl of highly processed foodstuffs to chow down on at your desk.
Wow. High-fives to Conagra and Ivanka for redefining the word "fresh" in the food industry. Because to most folks any fresh food kept in your desk drawer for over a year would be called... ROTTEN but these guys have figured out how to engineer enough chemicals and preservatives into factory farmed meat and GMO filled veggies that "fresh" has a whole new meaning as does healthy. Again. Kudos 'Con-Vanka' for bringing Americans more cheap processed food labeled fresh and healthy. That's just what Americans need right now. Oh and great job on adding more single use disposable plastic tubs into the food chain. More landfill. You guys are genius!